September 2009
25 posts
yeah...
tumblarity went down after that. good thing I wasn’t all that popular to begin with. :-D
when i ask someone how they are and they say...
(via moosiemoose)
yep.
funny story, i'm really from ky and uofl really...
(via jesusesbitch)
I liked uofl. at least more than here. :’(
nothing like getting on tumblrs popular with pics...
jesusesbitch:
attractive-ghosts:
(via rooshoes)
Fat chicks make the world go round
if they weren’t there to tilt the balance of earth how would we rotate about our axis? D:
yeah like what do you think the sun is? fat chick of the solar system dawg
glad to know I’m doing my job, helping the world.
FACT: YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE BECAUSE IT SAYS FACT
(via jesusesbitch)
FICTION: JUST ONE OF THE MANY TRUTHS.
“Hey!! Just throwing it out there..if interested check out this conference call!...”
– that’s 6:45 PST, ladies and gentlemen. don’t miss it! (via jesusesbitch)
Thats how they find you, drug you, and steal your kidneys. yes. both of them.
August 2009
85 posts
jesusesbitch:
in highschool the oddball was the one that wore a cape, shouted at freshmen like a lunatic, and pledged to rape a wolf if he was still a virgin at 30
i’m kinda glad i was oblivious throughout our high school :)
reasons i think this is a phishing scam
jesusesbitch:
Attn,my dear, WHAT is going on?I received a call from UPS Delivery Company this morning that their diplomat agent responsible for the delivery of trunk box valued your cash $850,000.00 thousand Dollars was stranded at your air port, while i made it cleared to your partner that the Box contains your total compensation fund was shiped to you through United Parcel Courier company and...
why some guys don't have girlfriends: →
its true.
jesusesbitch:
glycocalyx:
JB: god doesn’t like gays JB: and middle easterners JB: (i’m sorry if that’s news. god doesn’t love you, btw)
you make me sound like a racist. god doesn’t love me either, ok? (he hates aitheists)
I guess thats why I thought it was so funny. and am still laughing. :)
its true.
JB: god doesn’t like gays JB: and middle easterners JB: (i’m sorry if that’s news. god doesn’t love you, btw)
jesusesbitch:
Sometimes I still check under my bed at night Just to make sure that that rapist is really gone.
then you look under it…and you see jesus, still perched.
Obese People Have Severe Brain Degeneration →
are you sure its not just “some old people?” considering they’re lookin at people in their 70s.
if you had to choose one person to sing you to...
fuckyeahsharksoftheserengeti:
meatsack:
shell-phone:fuckyeahalicia:fabricofinsanity:mofosluv:shechangesyourmind:rachelftw:
william beckett
Aaron Marsh <3 (if you know who that is, props)
Patrick Stump
Pdizzle
Chad Kroeger
^^^^LOL
Bret McKenzie
RICK ASTLEY, DERP
Scott Stapp R Kelly
jesusesbitch <3
